Be afraid.. be very entertained. Being an actor (with a particular love for comedy), I’ve worked as a bog cleaner, lifeguard, dog groomer and of course had the pleasure of serving a few hundred thousand people their dinners. It’s in dives like these that I’ve met the most delicious unintentionally entertaining characters that I’ve drawn my inspiration from. If ever you find yourself chatting to me and I start writing on my phone, I’m not ignoring you. Quite the opposite in fact and actually possessing your soul to later recreate in a sketch. Plus I’ve only just learnt the word Dichotomy so shoved that in the title to make me look half-intelligent. Where have you seen me before? I kickstarted my career with a lead role in ITV’s Night & Day playing dysfunctional teen rebel Ryan Harper under the name Nick Schofield.